Oval Office jokes

What's the difference between Canada and the USA?

In the USA, Trump is sitting in the Oval Office.

In Canada, he'd be sitting in the waiting room of a MAiD clinic.

Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?

He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!

Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?

Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.

Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.

-JFK

"Monica Lewinsky has gone down on Bill Clinton several times. What's stopping her from having a one-night stand with Donald Trump?"

"Trump is nothing more than a little pussy, don't ya know?"

Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?

They both had an open mind.