Oval Office jokes

Trump

58 views ·

What's the difference between Canada and the USA?

In the USA, Trump is sitting in the Oval Office.

In Canada, he'd be sitting in the waiting room of a MAiD clinic.

Donald Trump

183 views ·

Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?

Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.

9/11

623 views ·

Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

Donald Trump

112 views ·

"Monica Lewinsky has gone down on Bill Clinton several times. What's stopping her from having a one-night stand with Donald Trump?"

"Trump is nothing more than a little pussy, don't ya know?"