Oval Office jokes

Trump

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What's the difference between Canada and the USA?

In the USA, Trump is sitting in the Oval Office.

In Canada, he'd be sitting in the waiting room of a MAiD clinic.

Donald Trump

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Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?

Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.

JFK

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Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.

-JFK

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  • Donald Trump

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    "Monica Lewinsky has gone down on Bill Clinton several times. What's stopping her from having a one-night stand with Donald Trump?"

    "Trump is nothing more than a little pussy, don't ya know?"

    President

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    Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?

    They both had an open mind.