Oval Office jokes

What's the difference between Canada and the USA?

In the USA, Trump is sitting in the Oval Office.

In Canada, he'd be sitting in the waiting room of a MAiD clinic.

Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?

He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!

Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?

Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.

Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?

Because he was about to kick the cabinet.

Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

"Monica Lewinsky has gone down on Bill Clinton several times. What's stopping her from having a one-night stand with Donald Trump?"

"Trump is nothing more than a little pussy, don't ya know?"