Orphans jokes
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple gets picked.
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
Fuck y'all, orphan lives matter!
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.