Orphans jokes
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
Orphans have no home.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.