Orphans jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
What movie do orphans hate?
Home Alone.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.