Orphans jokes
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.