I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
Orphans Jokes
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What movie do orphans hate?
Home Alone.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
