Orphans jokes
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
What movie do orphans hate?
Home Alone.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.