Orphans jokes
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.