Orphans jokes
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
What movie do orphans hate?
Home Alone.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.