Orphans jokes
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.