Orphans jokes

Orphan

You could think that some orphans are gay.

But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

Orphan

Why do orphans hate family-size candy?

Because they can't share it with their family.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

One's actually picked.

Orphan

Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?

Because they are Parental Guidance.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play video games?

Because they can't access the home screen.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

Orphan

Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?

Because they can actually land a home.