What's one thing a homing missle can't kill?
An orphan.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say go big or go home, and orphans only have one option
I figure it's ok to hit orphans What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
why are half the orphans missing? because i took them ofc! :]
Why did the orphan go to church? So they had someone to call Father
A game that all orphans hate,
Who’s your Daddy.
why do orphans commit crimes
to be wanted
I made a website for orphans sadly it doesn't have a homepage
Why can’t orphans play base ball They don’t know where home is
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
if your bored, punch an orphan
what are they gonna do tell there parents?
Why do orphans love boomerangs? They come back
Why did the orphan go to the playground? To see if it could find it's parents
Q. why the orphan was unable to use the phone A. he was trying to phone home
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Becuase they have a face not even a mother could love
why can't orphan's hit a home run? because they don't have a home to run to....
how are fortnite cards and orphans similar: theyre given away
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, its not the only thing that didnt come back.
