Orphans jokes
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
How are apples and orphans different?
Apples get picked.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
... family photo.
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
An orphan told me people kept bullying him, so I said, "Tell your parents."
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?