Orphans jokes
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
What is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?
A home button.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature.