Orphans jokes
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
How are apples and orphans different?
Apples get picked.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
... family photo.
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple gets picked.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
How are Tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like.
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...