Orphans jokes
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
How are Tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like.
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.