Orphans jokes
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple gets picked.
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
How are Tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like.
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"