Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
How are apples and orphans different?
Apples get picked.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
... family photo.
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
How are Tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like.
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.