Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
... family photo.
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
How are Tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like.