Orphans jokes
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
Them, losers.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?
Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?
It has a home button.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
They say people are 75% water.
But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.