Teacher: "I used to be an orphan once."
Student: "That’s sad."
Teacher: "Anyways, who is away today?"
Student: "Your parents."
Orphans Jokes
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb. I said, "Awww, are you an orphan?" He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What pictures do orphans take? Selfies.
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
I once told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man because he is far from home.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
Because they needed someone to call "daddy".
Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
Orphans go to church to call someone father.
