Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
because they'll never make it home.
Orphans are really out here taking selfies.
Nah bro, that's a family photo.
I saw this kid on the street wearing a rag. I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
What pictures do orphans take? Selfies.
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb. I said, "Awww, are you an orphan?" He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Teacher: "I used to be an orphan once."
Student: "That’s sad."
Teacher: "Anyways, who is away today?"
Student: "Your parents."
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I once told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man because he is far from home.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
Because they needed someone to call "daddy".