Teacher: I used to be an orphan once.
Student: That’s sad.
Teacher: Anyways, who is away today?
Student: Your parents.
why cant orphans be gay? they dont have a closet to come from
Elmo stop penetrating the orphan!!!!!
Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb I said, "Awww, are you an orphan"? He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
How to make an orphan BLEED Step 1- Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family Step 2- LAUGH EVILY as they BLEED Step 3- tell them to kys Step 4- leave that mental asylum
Whats the difference about orphans or apples? Apples get picked
Why can’t orphans be gay. They don’t know who to call daddy
What is the difference between a boomerang and a orphans dad ?
The boomerang comes back
Why did the Orphan become a prostitute,
Because they needed someone to call daddy
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
do you know why pedos get away with molesting ophans who are they gonna tell not there parents
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising)
Orphans go to church to call someone father.
What is an orphans favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me
joe: are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: well they were until i murdered them over a bottle of pringles
joe: oh so you are an orphan, and a murderer
An orphan made an Instagram, he did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner
Whats the best comeback for a person calling u an orphan? Kill their parents
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
What is the similarity between orphans and apples? They both get thrown out
