Orphans jokes
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
What is the difference between iPhones and orphans?
iPhones have a home button.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
If an orphan gets a girlfriend, they finally have someone to love them.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Stop making these, I am orphan, pls stop.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL