Orphans jokes
Orphans are really out here taking selfies.
Nah bro, that's a family photo.
I saw this kid on the street wearing a rag. I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
I once told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man because he is far from home.
Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb. I said, "Awww, are you an orphan?" He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
What pictures do orphans take? Selfies.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
Teacher: "I used to be an orphan once."
Student: "That’s sad."
Teacher: "Anyways, who is away today?"
Student: "Your parents."
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
Because they needed someone to call "daddy".
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.