Orphans jokes

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Teacher: "I used to be an orphan once."

Student: "That’s sad."

Teacher: "Anyways, who is away today?"

Student: "Your parents."

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Why do orphans use water for their cereal?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

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Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb. I said, "Awww, are you an orphan?" He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."

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There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.

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I once told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man because he is far from home.

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Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.

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What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?

The boomerang comes back.

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How to make an orphan BLEED?

Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.

Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.

Step 3 - Tell them to kys.

Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.

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Why did the orphan become a prostitute?

Because they needed someone to call "daddy".

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Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.

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I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn’t have a home page.