Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.
Why can't orphans play poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
Why are orphans only able to have iPhone X's? Because it doesn't have a home button.
One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
because they'll never make it home.
Orphans are really out here taking selfies.
Nah bro, that's a family photo.
I saw this kid on the street wearing a rag. I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
What pictures do orphans take? Selfies.
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb. I said, "Awww, are you an orphan?" He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
Teacher: "I used to be an orphan once."
Student: "That’s sad."
Teacher: "Anyways, who is away today?"
Student: "Your parents."
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I once told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man because he is far from home.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.