Orphans jokes
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
Why does the military recruit orphans?
Because homing missiles don’t target them.
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.