Orphans jokes

Orphan

I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

I said, "Your parents at first."

Orphan

Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?

A. The anti-Family Guy episode.

Emo

An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.

Orphan

If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Orphan

Why does a girl orphan want a boyfriend?

To finally call someone Daddy!

Orphan

Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".

Orphan

What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?

One has a home.

Orphan

I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Orphan

Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!