Orphans jokes
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".
Why does a girl orphan want a boyfriend?
To finally call someone Daddy!
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
What type of work can orphans do? Homework.
What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
One has a home.
Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.