I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents at first."
Orphans Jokes
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."
Why did the orphan sleep outside? ... Because he gets to wake up to Mother Nature.
What type of work can orphans do? Homework.
Why does a girl orphan want a boyfriend?
To finally call someone Daddy!
Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".
What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
One has a home.
Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
