I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents at first."
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents at first."
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
Why did the orphan sleep outside? ... Because he gets to wake up to Mother Nature.
What type of work can orphans do? Homework.
Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy".
An orphan is like marriage. The kid is always the reason for divorce. The kid is always the reason for his parents leaving him.