Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Answer: They don’t know where home is.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere...
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What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.