Orphans jokes
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
Why does the military recruit orphans?
Because homing missiles don’t target them.
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
They need a parent signature.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
One has a home.
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."
What type of work can orphans do? Homework.
Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".
Why does a girl orphan want a boyfriend?
To finally call someone Daddy!
Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy".
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
An orphan is like marriage. The kid is always the reason for divorce. The kid is always the reason for his parents leaving him.