Orphans jokes
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.