Orphans jokes
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
I made a website to adopt orphans. But there is no home page.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
They need a parent signature.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents at first."
Why does the military recruit orphans?
Because homing missiles don’t target them.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
Why does a girl orphan want a boyfriend?
To finally call someone Daddy!
What type of work can orphans do? Homework.
Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".