Orphans jokes
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents at first."
I made a website to adopt orphans. But there is no home page.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Why does the military recruit orphans?
Because homing missiles don’t target them.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
They need a parent signature.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".
Why does a girl orphan want a boyfriend?
To finally call someone Daddy!
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
What type of work can orphans do? Homework.
What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
One has a home.
Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.