Orphans jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.