Orphanage kid jokes
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
Orphanage kid: You鈥檙e ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Why can鈥檛 orphanage kids play baseball?
Cause they don鈥檛 know where home is.
Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."
Kid: "Why are you doing that?"
Dad: "So you won't get bored there."