Orphan jokes

Orphan jokes jokes

Allergy

    • I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.

    I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"

    Whore

    • I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.

    Orphan

    • Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.

    Knock

    • Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Orange.

    Orange who?

    Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!

    Library

    • This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.

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    • Orphan

    • When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!

    Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?

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    • Orphan

    • Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?

    Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?

    P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.

    Joke club

    • I AM SFLUGO FOUNDER OF THE PRO ORPHAN JOKE CLUB. Just want to say that people spamming does nothing and we will keep making our jokes!! #SaveOrphanJokes and please say in the comments if you want to join the club.

    Orphan

    • What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?

    I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.

    Orphan

    • We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.