Orphan jokes

Orphan jokes jokes

Orphan

  • Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.

    Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."

    Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______

    New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.

    Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."

    Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.

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  • Library

  • This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.

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  • Orphan

  • "Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

    I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

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  • Orphan

  • Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.

    They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.

    THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.

    Allergy

  • I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.

    I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"

    Orphan

  • OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!

    Orphan

  • Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.

    Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.

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  • Orphan

  • Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.

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