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Ops jokes

Perk

Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?

Because he can't handle 6 perks.

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  • Orphan

    Why do orphans hate health ed at school?

    Their parents can't opt them out of it.

    Memes

    Health

    Me: Knock, knock.

    Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?

    Continent

    What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.

    Grampa

    I told my grampa hello, and I said, "Hope you die!" hahahhhhahahahahahhahahahhahaha

    Arrest

    I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy and then I was arrested for assault.

    The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.

    Math

    Maths...

    ....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.

    Assault

    Today was a bittersweet day...

    Bad news is my friend was assaulted. Good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!

    Memes

    Community

    Ok, so cuz thus site is dead and I can't be assed reading through everything post since I was last on. Will someone summarie what's been happening? Apparently Op and Igen got perma banned? And Cup and Ag are dating or smth? And all the other stuff I haven't gathered from posts?

    I don't like you, T-Series Nothing personal, kid But I must go all out Just this once Bobs or vegana, whichever will it be? Sit the fuck down, T-Series, I'm here to spill the real tea You tryna dethrone me from spot on number one But you India, you lose, so best think you haven't won When I'm through with you we're gonna be completely fucking done 'Cause we only just begun, I review you, zero, bye bitch, gone So come… Read more