Ophthalmology jokes
The happier they get, the less they see.
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
An Asian man goes to the eye doctor.
The doctor says, "It looks like you have a cataract."
The Asian guy says, "No Doc, I drive a Rincoln."
Stop with the blind jokes... I don't see the point.
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?