Ontology jokes

It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.

Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist? Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.

Don't worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head.

What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?

Chromozoned.