One-billionth jokes
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
The day after Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Community talk
Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.