Omicron jokes

Why is Delta jealous?

Because Omicron took the final kill.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know.

Say this out loud: Alpha Kenny One.

I identify as kilometers per second because I want to km/s.