Omicron jokes

Why is Delta jealous?

Because Omicron took the final kill.

What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?

I don't care if she has either.

What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know.

Say this out loud: Alpha Kenny One.

"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.