Oldie jokes
The Good Old Days.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
Do you think midgets start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
Yo mama so old the carpenter uses her crotch as sandpaper.
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I don't know what happened.
I rarely use this account and when I finally do, I come back to this?
My name is not "Dagger" And it won't let me change it back to "Oldie" Until 30 days pass.
Please help me with this problem I am having.
I apologize for anything rash or harsh this account has caused since I've been back...