Oldie jokes
One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes. Little Johnny asked, "Grandpa, can I smoke some of your cigarettes?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No," said Little Johnny. His grandpa replied, "Then you're not old enough."
The next day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa drinking beer. He asked, "Grandpa, can I drink some of your beer?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No" said Little Johhny. "Then you're not old enough," his grandpa replied.
The next day, Little Johnny was eating cookies. His grandpa asked, "Can I have some of your cookies?" Little Johnny replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" His grandpa replied, "It most certainly can!" Little Johnny replied, "Then go fuck yourself."
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My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
"Son, I found a condom in your room."
"Gee, thanks, Grandpa!"
"Why are you calling me Grandpa?"
"Because I couldn't find it yesterday."
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I don't know what happened.
I rarely use this account and when I finally do, I come back to this?
My name is not "Dagger" And it won't let me change it back to "Oldie" Until 30 days pass.
Please help me with this problem I am having.
I apologize for anything rash or harsh this account has caused since I've been back...