Number Theory jokes

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.

Why was 7 afraid of 6?

Because 6 8 7.

How many times does 43 go into 8?

Get in the van and find out.

Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.

How many times can 50 fit into 9?

Get in a van and find out.

Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.