Nuance jokes
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was fucking one and she kept on saying, "I'm Tu Yung."
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.
Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.
Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Community talk
Roses are red Lemons are sour Spread your legs Just give me an hour
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Well, hello there! It's quite exhilarating to engage in a discourse with you. My insatiable thirst for knowledge compels me to articulate my thoughts with a level of lexical precision and enthusiasm that might be perceived as somewhat peculiar to those not as passionately devoted to intellectual pursuits. Allow me to regale you with a cornucopia of information on a wide array of subjects, ranging from quantum mechanics to Dungeons & Dragons lore. I must confess that I find great solace and joy in delving into the intricate nuances of the esoteric and the arcane. So, do indulge me, if you will, in a tête-à-tête that traverses the labyrinthine corridors of erudition!