North Star jokes
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Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and was thinking to myself, "Where the f*ck is my roof?"
Crush: "How much do you love me?"
Me: "Well, look at the stars outside."
Crush: "But it's morning."
Me: "Exactly."
Girl: How much do you love me?
Me: Count the stars in the sky.
Girl: Aww, it's infinite!
Me: No, just a waste of time.
What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."
Community talk
I talked to some flat earther today he has some pretty interesting stuff to say but the earth isn’t fucking flat the only thing the supported his idea was the hole in the roof at the Georgia guide stones always has the North Star in it no mattar what time of night or what time of year