Nocturne jokes

Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and was thinking to myself, "Where the f*ck is my roof?"

I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am.

Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".

My nickname should be night light... because kids turn me on...

Sleep, but make it forever.