Nocturne jokes

I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in a room filled with all of my ex's, so I was completely alone.

Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and was thinking to myself, "Where the f*ck is my roof?"

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Insomnia.

You'll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that... Well now I can't cry myself to sleep anymore...

Sleep, but make it forever.

My nickname should be night light... because kids turn me on...