Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up." Nobody stands up. After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone." Little Johnny stands up. "Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?" "Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."
My teacher says no phones allowed I say my phone‘s allowed because I’m nobody Dania
*at school* nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
I want to die in a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
people say towers can't move, apparently, nobody told that to the trade centers.
Watersharky Music Productions Presents As It Was by Harry Styles Holdin' me back Gravity's holdin' me back I want you to hold out the palm of your hand Why don't we leave it at that? Nothin' to say When everything gets in the way Seems you cannot be replaced And I'm the one who will stay, oh-oh-oh In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same Answer the phone "Harry, you're no good alone Why are you sitting at home on the floor? What kind of pills are you on?" Ringin' the bell And nobody's coming to help Your daddy lives by himself He just wants to know that you're well, oh-oh-oh In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same Go home, get ahead, light-speed internet I don't wanna talk about the way that it was Leave America, two kids follow her I don't wanna talk about who's doin' it first
Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.
Nobody people on the titanic: * SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
What's one advantage of being an orphan? Nobody can make it mama jokes about you.🌚
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me but everybody tolerates me.
Why could the orphan never be gay Because he had nobody to call daddy
people say that they can read people's faces;then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
Lets stop this its not funny oh wait the orphans are all gone with nobody 😂
Why cat I be gay.....I have nobody to call"daddy"
Ur mom is so fat that when she fell on the Sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up
Why are orphans lucky? Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell there parents.
NASA stands for nobody already seen astronauts
why cant orphans sleep nobody can tuck them in
CoCoMeLOn mEmE,
no matter how fast i run, i canT esCaPE mY pRoBLeMs - - oULeH . . .
NoBoDy LOvEs mEh .v.
what do you and orphans have in common?
nobody loves you
