Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
Noble Gas Jokes
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.