No jokes
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
Dmitriy has no mother.
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
Memes
My bestie: Are you dirty-minded?
Me: Do I have dirt in my mind? No.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
No one gives a fuck.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
Doctor: “You’ll be at peace soon.”
Man: “Am I dying?”
Doctor: “No, your wife is.”
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want; it won't chase you.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)
Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends