Newton's Law jokes

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.

Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split, it blew them all away?

What does Stephen Hawking have in common with a bull? They both charge.

Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"