Newton's Law jokes

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.

What does Stephen Hawking have in common with a bull? They both charge.

Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split, it blew them all away?

Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.