Newt jokes

I think I'm colorblind. News came out of purple.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.

People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.

What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?

Ginger! You racist fuc-

The word "ginger" is just the n-word reorganized.