Newsletter jokes
I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
Republicans were quick to admit however, that the 22nd Amendment was passed in a stolen election to remove FDR.
A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.
When people make accounts about you and a category.
So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.
