What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o clock on new years. First kill of the match
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals. I hacker, a rapist, a serial killer and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial decides that she want’s to change, but when she see a knife she just can’t help it. He bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist get teleported back to prison
What’s the twin towers favored foot ball team
: New York Jets
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new pc
What is the similarity between a orphan and the new spider man movie there's no way home
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food: Here comes the air plane.
i got a toaster for my birthday and said "yay new bath bomb"
It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
Here Comes The Airplane!
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and dont know many people
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.