Newfies jokes

Beer

    • A pair of Newfoundlanders, watching TV, saw endless big-budget advertisements for mass-produced American beer.

    One Newfie turns to the other and says, "They say that stuff is the biggest seller in the States, but I don't see what the big deal is." So they buy a bottle, pour it into a plain jar and decide to get an expert opinion.

    They send a sample to a lab in St. John's to have it analyzed.

    A day later, the lab results come back: "Your horse has diabetes."

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    Toronto

    • A pair of Newfies decide to visit Toronto. They drive through Nova Scotia, through New Brunswick, through Montréal, Kingston, Oshawa... then they see a sign that says "Toronto Left", so they turn back around and go home.

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    • Newfoundland

    • A down-on-his-luck Newfoundlander takes a job in Toronto. He hates every minute of it. The housing is overpriced, the traffic a bottleneck. Frustrated, he starts saving every penny until he can buy a car to go home to the outport.

    Eventually someone takes pity on him and offers to sell him a car with no reverse for fifty bucks.

    "I takes it!" the Newfie replies, "because I don't intends on coming back anyway."

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