Neurological Disorder jokes

What is the worst combination of illnesses?

Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.

My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.

Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.

I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.

I almost had a joke about Parkinson's disease, but I was too shaken up to say it.