Neurological Disorder jokes

What is the worst combination of illnesses?

Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.

My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.

What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?

Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).

Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.

I almost had a joke about Parkinson's disease, but I was too shaken up to say it.