Near East jokes
I saw an ISIS video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
Community talk
GENESIS 12 The Call of Abram 1The Lord had said to Abram, “Go from your country, your people and your father’s household to the land I will show you. 2“I will make you into a great nation, and I will bless you; I will make your name great, and you will be a blessing. 3I will bless those who bless you, and whoever curses you I will curse; and all peoples on earth will be blessed through you.” 4So Abram went, as the Lo… Read more