Why are women like hurricanes?
They come in nasty and wet then leave with your house and car.
What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common? - They all get the house.
How does the earth rate it's sex?
Earthquake, Caticlism, Volcano explosion Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
a man dies and goes to heaven he sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for, he replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. he said that mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincon's once, and George Washington's never. the man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Bidden's is the one keeping the hurricane's to speed
FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.
