Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
How does the earth rate it's sex?
Earthquake, Caticlism, Volcano explosion Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
Why are women like hurricanes?
They come in nasty and wet, then leave with your house and car.
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for. He replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. He said that Mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincoln's once, and George Washington's never.
The man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Biden's is the one keeping the hurricanes to speed.
FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.
What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.
