National stereotype jokes

Why are Russians forced to drink grizzly bear piss in Russia?

Because vodka in Russia is weak.

Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.

Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.

Russian, American, and Polish stood by the lake shore.

Russian ran ahead to dive and yelled "vodka" and the lake changed into vodka.

Polish ran ahead to dive and yelled "beer" and the lake changed into beer.

American ran to dive, slipped, and said, "oh shit."

Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.