National Debt jokes

Who do the United States owe trillions of dollars to?

Jew-piter.

Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?

Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.

So I meet with a therapist on a weekly basis. We talk about my depression and how it's been getting worse. Recently, I've been advised about my condition, and how I've been discussing with her about being suicidal. She's been very helpful throughout it. I was even told I can pay in advance from now on, so I don't have to worry about it later.

Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.

what happens when the president turns emo?

the great depression.

What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS?

If you stop giving money to a church, you won't go to prison.