National Debt jokes

Who do the United States owe trillions of dollars to?

Jew-piter.

what happens when the president turns emo?

the great depression.

Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide," and he told me from now on I have to pay in advance.

Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.

What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS?

If you stop giving money to a church, you won't go to prison.

People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.