Mussel

Mussel Jokes

Woman

What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?

Um...I don't know what?

She slipped on a mussel!

Church

Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?

Because it was a good source of mussel mass!

Clam

Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?

It had excellent mussel memory.