Mussel jokes

What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?

Um...I don't know what?

She slipped on a mussel!

What is the strongest creature in the sea?

A mussel!

Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?

Because it was a good source of mussel mass!

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?

It had excellent mussel memory.