Music industry

Music Industry Jokes

Rapper

Why did the rapper go to the pet store?

To buy a dog for his bark tracks!

Career

Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.

Game

"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)

Michael Jackson

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

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