Mubarak jokes

"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

I saw an ISIS video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.

What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.

When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.