Moving Company jokes

My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."

My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."

The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.

He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.

How do homeless people move where they're living?

They pick up their box and walk away.

What does a lesbian bring on the second date?

A U-Haul.

My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that I've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!

What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.