I was at the bar with a friend, and he said to me, "Veronica, I just stopped a rape." The bartender overheard him and had a puzzled look on his face, because he never moved. He then said, "I saw this girl walk into the bathroom, and I decided not to go."
How do you punish Stevie wonder for bad behavior? You move all of the furniture around
Two pedophiles are on a beach
One says to the other "Move over, you're in my sun"
Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains so Mohammed said my faith can move sky scrapers
What is always moving but we never see it walk? TIME HAHAHAHAHA
Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out everything moves backwards
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.