What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
Man, I blew 50 bucks in there
Man walks into a bar and sees a bear serving drinks... Sits down looking astonished. The bear says, "what's the matter you never saw a bear serving drinks?" The man says, "it's not that, I just never thought the moose would sell the place."
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
What is the plural of goose geese what is the plural of foot feet what is The plural of moose well it ant meese
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
What cow can part water? Mooses.
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common? Both have noses.
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose
Canada.
