Moonbeam jokes

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, and the teacher was talking about life. The teacher asked him, "Little Johnny, how do you want your wife to be like?" Little Johnny answered, "Like the moon." The teacher said, "That's such a beautiful answer because it's calm and peaceful." Little Johnny replied, "No, because it appears at night and disappears in the morning."

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

I wasn't staring at you; I was trying to figure out if that's your forehead or the moon.

How does the man on the moon cut his hair?

Eclipses it!

Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?

Because it’s a little meteor.