Moonbeam jokes

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, and the teacher was talking about life. The teacher asked him, "Little Johnny, how do you want your wife to be like?" Little Johnny answered, "Like the moon." The teacher said, "That's such a beautiful answer because it's calm and peaceful." Little Johnny replied, "No, because it appears at night and disappears in the morning."

How does the man on the moon cut his hair?

Eclipses it!

Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?

Because it’s a little meteor.

I wasn't staring at you; I was trying to figure out if that's your forehead or the moon.

Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".