Mixer jokes

What's thick and has ice in it when you take it out of a blender?

A baby smoothie.

How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.

How do you get them back out? Straw.

A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and red and black and white and white and black and red and red and black and red and white and black and red and red and red and red?

A penguin in a blender.

How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box?

A blender.

How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw.

What is red and goes 200 miles per hour?

A baby in a blender.

Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.

What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?

A wee hard man.

What does a baby in a blender look like? I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.

What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?

"Mix it up, yo!"

DJ Croos joke.

Any more song suggestions?

I only listen to waltz 3/4 of the time.

I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"