Mixer jokes

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and red and black and white and white and black and red and red and black and red and white and black and red and red and red and red?

A penguin in a blender.

What is red and goes 200 miles per hour?

A baby in a blender.

A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.

What does a baby in a blender look like?

I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.

How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.

How do you get them back out? Straw.

How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box?

A blender.

How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw.

What's thick and has ice in it when you take it out of a blender?

A baby smoothie.

What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?

A wee hard man.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.

What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?

"You have a great singer inside you."

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.