Mixer jokes
What's black and white and black and white and black and white and red and black and white and white and black and red and red and black and red and white and black and red and red and red and red?
A penguin in a blender.
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
What is red and goes 200 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender.
How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.
How do you get them back out? Straw.
How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box?
A blender.
How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw.
What's thick and has ice in it when you take it out of a blender?
A baby smoothie.
What does a baby in a blender look like?
I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.