Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to MIX UP some BEATS
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
When you go to Incestry.com instead of Ancestry.com.
Someone at school judged my grammar.
I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
