Misreading jokes

Dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Me: Mom, I'm tired.

Mom: "Then go to sleep."

Me: No, you don't understand-

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.

You got a dig bick.

You read that wrong.

You read that wrong too.

Maybe you read that wrong as well.

You just went and back-checked.

You reread all of that.

You have a pet wussy.

You read that wrong...

You need mental help.