Misreading jokes

Mom

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Me: Mom, I'm tired.

Mom: "Then go to sleep."

Me: No, you don't understand-

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  • Emo kid

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    I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.

    Reader

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    You got a dig bick.

    You read that wrong.

    You read that wrong too.

    Maybe you read that wrong as well.

    You just went and back-checked.

    You reread all of that.

    You have a pet wussy.

    You read that wrong...

    You need mental help.