Misperception jokes

Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.

Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?

From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.

I miss understood that, Miss Understood.

"I wasn't that drunk yesterday."

"Oh boy, you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."