Misperception jokes

Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?

From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.

"I wasn't that drunk yesterday."

"Oh boy, you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."

I miss understood that, Miss Understood.

Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.