Miscellany jokes
If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot.
You got a dig bick.
You read that wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Maybe you read that wrong as well.
You just went and back-checked.
You reread all of that.
You have a pet wussy.
You read that wrong...
You need mental help.
The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.
English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.
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-A FUNNY STORY-
Do you know the funny and strange story of a woman who burned a frozen rabbit? No? Then read this. Have fun. And don't forget to comment if you liked the story or not. Please don`t write mean comments if you don`t like it. What's your opinion on the story? . . .
"This jar is full of stupid worthless things, but they’re worth something to me” - Miranda Harcourt.
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