Mirth jokes
What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.
A pregnant wife and her husband were in a hospital as she was in labor. The doctor suggested using a machine that transfers the birth pains from the mother to the father. They agree, so the machine is used. 40%, the husband feels nothing, 70% still not feeling anything, 100%, nothing.
The doctor says it must be broken. When the pair return home, the milkman is dead in the front yard.
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy!
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
My mom said I need Jesus in my life, so I drunk up the holy water ;}
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