Miro jokes

Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.

What do you call it when a midget waves at you?

A microwave.

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.

Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.