Miro jokes

My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"