Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce. The divorce lawyer says to Mickey: "Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because she is crazy" to which Mickey responds: "I'm not divorcing her because she's crazy, i'm divorcing her because she's f**king Goofy.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common? They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: I don't use condoms I use my drawbridge.
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!!
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
