Minnie

Minnie Jokes

Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce. The divorce lawyer says to Mickey: "Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because she is crazy" to which Mickey responds: "I'm not divorcing her because she's crazy, i'm divorcing her because she's f**king Goofy.

What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?

One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.