HEY THAT’S MY MILK!
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos
Daddy never came back with the milk
why do orphin's have water with there ceral because the dad never came back with the milk
why did the orphan like milk???cause their parents went to get milk and never came back
why do orphan's hate any milk? there dad did not come back for 10 years oh sorry he got lost in the store🤧
DAD: son i came back SON: where is the milk? DAD: time for another 10 years
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
Girl Dad where are you Dad I went to go get. Milk Girl but we have milk Dad I know I just don't love you
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.
It was Christmas time for Little Johnny. He was going to make some cookies and milk for Santa until he heard shaking and moaning from his mother's bedroom. He thinks, "Meh, Dad's probably back from the grocery store". But 2 seconds later, he heard a "Ho Ho Ho Oh YEAH" and then a slap. He opens the door. He finds Santa riding on his 19 yr old mom. He asks, "Santa, when did you get here and WHAT are you doing?". Santa replied, "Your mother asked for her 'milk jar' to be filled, and that's what I am doing." Johnny says, "Oh." "But, Mom, you told me Dad was here, well where is he?"
(Santa winks at you)
Cheese gimme cheese
( inspired by a friend)
Milk makes you tall right? Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk??
Why don't orphan drink milk
Cause there parents have not came back with it yet
Kid. What is an orphans favorite breakfast? Teacher. What? Kid. Fruity pebbles with water Teacher. Why water? Kid. Cause it's dad never came back with the milk
dont you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water cause your dad wont bring the fucking milk? cuase same
yo mama so stupid she used a fork to save the milk from the cerial
How to make emo cakes: Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging
A little girl was sitting with some other kids, she thought to herself, I want to have kids when Im older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!🤣🤣
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk there parents didnt bring back
